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Oi, You Geezer!

Welcome to the Red Hedgehog; The most dodgy bar in town. Now that you're here, you can help me clean up the mess after these ass-hats are done!

They are our most loyal customers, but they have a vicious rivalry:

Old Man Gaz; The eldest of the lot. He has been coming here for awhile and he is as sassy as he always was. Stuck in the past and missing those good old days. He is not a fan of today's youth.

Blue Guy; Best friends with Gaz. He has been a regular customer for about a year now. Gaz introduced him to this place. He doesn't really talk or communicate in any way. Just sits there with his beer judging whoever comes into the establishment.

Afro Beats Ali; Funky but chunky. He has been coming here for 2 and a half years. He goes to a university nearby studying funkadelics... whatever that is. If there is no music nearby, he wont be anywhere nearby.

Trippy Tristen; Never sober. He mostly hangs outside but lately has been coming inside to fight with Gaz. Apparently he is tripping so hard that Gaz takes the form of a massive bearded dragon set on taking over the world. He is also the local dealer with Ali being a customer of his.

It's my pleasure to give you this free pint of lager and the jug of entertainment when the clock hits 12! But I can tell you already... It's going to be a alcohol fueled night ahead of us!